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Fandoms

Boondock SaintsConstantineEastern Promises | Kingdom of HeavenLord of the RingsThe IslandMiss Potter | Soldier Porn (Black Hawk Down, Band of Brothers, Kelly’s Heroes) |
The Pirate Way | Pirates of the Caribbean | Actor Slash | Star Wars | Swordspoint |

TheBoondock Saints
Connor/Murphy
Inheritance R, warning - sibcest
There Is No Oxygen In Space R, warning - sibcest and Star Trek obsession


 

Constantine
John Constantine/Papa Midnite
He Would Hate To Have To Give Up Midnite
Heaven
Perfect Harmony
The Girl
Proof
Emanate
Pray
Spell
Pay

Kingdom of Heaven
Balian/Nasir
Of Lions and Lambs, R, warning - sub/Dom
Nasir/Saladin
The Lamb Speaks, R, warning - sub/Dom
The Lion Roars R, warning - sub/Dom Balian/Nasir/Saladin
The Stallion Rides R, warning - subDom/sub, long

 

The Lord of the Rings
Beowulf and Gollum crossover - PG-13
Modern Earth Series - by Azarad. Legolas/Gimli - R
A Custom Shattered, Barriers Broken by Sarah - Gimli/Gandalf  - R
The Strange, Sweet Hereafter by Miranda Bell, Alexander/LOTR Crossover - Hephaistion/Eomer - R
Submission by Theresa Green - Legolas/Gimli - NC-17 warning for kink (pee)
The Randy Elf - Legoals/Gimli - NC-17 rimming

Extended Extended Scenes
The Fellowship of the Ring
Safeword Legolas/Gimli and various Hobbit combinations - R

The Two Towers
Pippin's Lovely Dream Pippin/Merry - PG-13
Legolas Misses Legoals/Gimli - R

The Return of the King
The Drinking Game , The Effect of Ale on Wood Elves, Wizards are Lovely,
Wizards are Inventive, You've Got Some Explaining to Do - Legoals/Gimli, Aragorn/Arwen, various combinations of Wood Elves and Wizards, secret observers and admirers of all shapes and sizes. NC-17 - warning, very explicit, kinky, interspecies. Absolutely unbridled humour.

Small Hairy Women Legolas/Gimli - R
The Stubbornness of Dwarves Legolas/Gimli - PG-13
Before The Final Battle Legolas/Gimli - PG-13

The Island
The Island100
Lincoln Six Echo/Albert Laurent- One hundred fics ranging from 200 - 5,308 (Including 35 drabbles - average word count not including drabbles 675, total word count = 67,457)

1 -10 , 11-20, 21-30, 31-40, 41-50, 51-60, 61-70, 71-80, 81-90, 91-100

Written for a 100-fic challenge, in the order in which the prompts appeared in the prompt table, because I like a challenge that’s extra ridiculous.

Room With A View The story continues...

 

Pirates!

pir8fancier’s Your Move Series - Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 - Norrington/Jack sparrow. And chess! And hotness! And great writing!

Education more pir8fancier, because she’s awesome - this time it’s Will/Jack

What Jack Wants written for the raisethedead swagfic challenge - a non-Pirate Way Will/Jack with a twist or two, and even tattoo-talk!

If The Coat Fits Jack gives Will a present, ad that makes Will suspicious. Rightfully so. (NC-17)

The Pirate Way - a gigantic, over 100-part saga of one man’s loss of virginity, and his gaining of love and a healthy, varied sex life... Will/Jack, supported by a cast of very many.

The Pirate Way Continued - all NC-17
(Will/Jack)Playing Pirate roleplay!
The Last Time The Sea Was This Still - warning - pee!fic! very NC-17
Figgy Pudding
Two In, One Out
The Will Jack Fell In Love With
Best Medicine
A Sea Such as This
The Boots
Barrels A rather bizarre crossover involving Will and Bard and Jack and Legolas. Naturally, Bard looks just like Johnny Depp...

History Lesson The current-day James Norrington gets a history lesson. Heavily features the OMC pairing of Alphonse/Matthew. Also Wilhelmina/Manabu/James threesome.

(Elizabeth/Alex)
Infinitely Better, Caramel Kisses, Baked Apples - femslash in The Pirate way universe.

Dead Man’s Chest fic

Norrington's Stubble - Norrington is nuzzling someone. Who could it be? And why? NC-17

 

Actor Slash

Plantar Fasciitis Orlando Bloom/his feet...

Eric's Kingsize Eric Bana/Sean Bean/Brad Pitt/Orlando Bloom

Men In Short Skirts Karl Urban/Eric Bana - skirt!kink

Cupids one of those complicated crossover fics you need a degree in film geekdom to understand, but fun nonetheless.
 


Soldier Porn

Black Hawk Down Fic

Hoot/Sanderson
According to Plan 1, According to Plan 2, According to Plan 3, Howl,
From Foot to Brow

McKnight/Grimes
Army of Two - - Complete Series. NC-17 Kink.
1 Army of Two, 2 Houseboy, 3 Commanding Officer, 4 Ideal Weight,
5 No Holding Back, 6 Fussing, 7 McKnight's Sister,
8 McKnight's Date, 9 Grimes' Date, 10 After The Date, 11 The Cat,
12 Settled, 13 A Life Without Grimes, 14 Permission Granted,
15 Kiss, 16 Intimate, Computer Drabble, 17 Music, 18 Smoke, 19 Fire,
20 Charting Progress, 21 Oral Fixation, 22 Clean, 23 Dirty,
24 Really Clean, 25 Let Go26 Solo, 27 Empty House, 28 Sleep Better,
29 Too Far, 30 Well Enough, 31 Prickle, 31 Prickle, 32 The Massage,
33 Steele, 34 On The Stairs, 35 Home Sweet..., 36 Pumping Iron,
37 The Fundamentals of the Game, 38 Spectacle, 39 Video, 40 Yoga,
41 Fending For Himself, 42 No Sex, 43 Just Sex, 44 The Suit, 45 The Uniform
46 The 'stache, 47 Jerking Off, 48 The Present, 49 The Past, 50 The Future.
Up Against The Wall,
Measuring Up
Earring
The Fake Highland Games

The Long Haul (the adventures of Hoot and Sanderson in their business, D-Tech Security, and the continued adventures of Army of Two)
D-Tech gets started - D-Tech - Consolidate, Plenty Pretty (or the night before Grimes’ first day on the job), Grimes' First Day on the Job, Off Base, Repercussions, Shirts vs Skins, Bliss Alert
Erotic Adventures Ensue - The Cajun Medic, The Dinner Party,
The Toronto Pride Week Adventure - D-Tech: The Russian, Preparation, Negotiations, The Deal Is Sealed, Aftermath
The Lake District (the continuing saga of Damian and Kirill) - Off The Clock, Adrenaline Withdrawal
After Toronto - The Case of the Missing Mole, A Fucking Order, Full Body Massage, Zen, The Tech Guy, Need to Know and Operation: Under the Radar

Background Fics for the D-Tech universe
(in which some past and future events are fleshed out, usually with an emphasis on the flesh)
Hoot/Blackburn/Eversman
The Pretty, Lucky, Pretty Lucky, Brittle
Sanderson/Steele
Recon, Diversion

Assorted Black Hawk Down Fic
Steele
Token Resistance

For Persephone
For Piperbelle

Crossover with Band Of Brothers
A Triumph of Courage

Kelly’s Heroes
Oddball/Moriarity
Merry Crapmas
 

Star Wars

Him (Leia Organa, Obi-Wan, Bail Organa, Han Solo) Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi; you’re my only hope! (Warning - a bit of everything - het, slash and self-lovin’)

Jedi Kink (Master Qui-Gon Jinn/Padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi) Jedi Choice (the Beginning)
Jedi Boots, Padawan Braid, Jedi Utility Belt, Jedi Robes, Jedi Binding Tape, Jedi Sash, Jedi Grab Bars, Jedi Comlink, Jedi Spanking, Jedi Vid Screen

Stupid Haircut

What Jedi Masters Really Think, in which Qui-gon has naughty thoughts.

The Obligatory Virgin Obi-Wan/Cultural Misunderstanding Story (Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan)
Impression 1, Impression 2

The Obligatory “I Don’t Want To Die a Virgin Story” (Obi-Wan/Anakin) Obligatory Virgin Story

A Star Wars Fable (Why Anakin Turned to the Dark Side)

Rebuff (This one is weird, but it’s a comedy, so give it a try...)

The Trouble With Ew-Wan (Okay, this one is completely off the wall, but if you’re a Ewan McGregor fan, you’ll get it. Or at least most of it. Features many Ewan McGregor characters and a very resourceful Master Qui-Gon Jinn.)

My Future Folds Padme confides in an old friend about her relationship with Anakin, and the closeness of Obi-Wan Kenobi to the two of them. (Written for the “Two Of Us” Beatles lyrics fic challenge - my lyrics: The other day I say you as I walked along the road/But then I saw him with you I could feel my future fold. ["What Goes On" from the Rubber Soul album.]

REC - Touch by Shoiryu (Anakin/Obi Wan)
“Anakin wants to be touched, to be reassured that he exists, and Obi-Wan exists, and though the two of them may be alone they are at least alone together.”

REC - Yippee by Ophie
I saw this at the Master Apprentice archive and laughed my ass off.

Swordspoint
Those Eternal Seconds A moment between Richard St. Vier and Alec. PG-13

Miss Potter
The Strange Case of Mr. Norman Warne He seems like Miss Potter’s virtuous, innocent and totally inexperienced beau, but even Norman Warne has a past. In spite of the moustache.

 

 

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