Please remember
to slash responsively!

This is adult material. If you are not of legal age to read adult material, bugger off.

Extended Extended Scenes
The Fellowship of the Ring
Safeword Legolas/Gimli and various Hobbit combinations - the real story of how the Doors of Moria opened - R

The Two Towers
Pippin's Lovely Dream Pippin/Merry - Hobbits are naughty. PG-13

Legolas Misses Legolas/Gimli - Elves do not like to miss. R

The Return of the King
The Drinking Game Series - written before the DVD was released. Legolas/Gimli, Aragorn/Arwen, various combinations of Wood Elves and Wizards, secret observers and admirers of all shapes and sizes. NC-17 - warning, very explicit, kinky, interspecies. Absolutely unbridled humour.
The Drinking Game - Elves don’t get drunk. Not the way other species do.
The Effect of Ale on Wood Elves - Aragorn sees first hand just what ale does to Wood Elves, and Legolas gets excited about a visit from Gandalf.
Wizards are Lovely - Legolas meets Gandalf for the first time and discovers why Wizards are lovely, and Gandalf wants to show him more.
Wizards are Inventive - Legolas shows Gimli why Wizards are lovely, but they are not alone.
You've Got Some Explaining to Do - Eomer is in trouble. Gandalf is full of tricks. Warning - ridiculously tied into the other parts of the series. Also, funnier than it is smutty, but it’s still smutty.

Small Hairy Women Legolas/Gimli - an alternate take on the drinking game scene, written after the DVD was released. R

The Stubbornness of Dwarves Legolas/Gimli - When these two start singing each other’s praises, Aragorn get bored. PG-13

Before The Final Battle Legolas/Gimli - Two friends face a deadly foe, and find a new reason to fight for a new day. PG-13

For fun and variety, and maybe a little bit of randomness, pick a quote from the Quote Index - there’s no telling where it will lead!

If you’re interested in a particular kink, the Guide to the Kink may help you satisfy your urges.

[Home] [News] [Quotes] [Kinks] [heartofslash LJ] [Fandoms] [Boondock Saints] [Assassins] [Kingdom of Heaven] [LOTR]

Feedback, complaints, rants and threats should be sent to heartofslash at gmail.com
or posted in a comment on the heartofslash LJ.

Any similarities to existing characters or real people are intended as a visual aid only
and should not be considered and infringement of anything (except, perhaps, good taste.)
No profit is made from the writing of this fic.  No harm; no foul.

Please remember to slash responsively!