Please remember
to slash responsively!

This is adult material. If you are not of legal age to read adult material, bugger off.

They are actors, but that does not mean we can’t have fun with them the way we do with their characters.

Plantar Fasciitis - Orlando Bloom and his feet are having a tough time of it. Everyone tries to help.

Eric’s Kingsize - During the filming of Troy, Eric and Orlando and Sean and Brad check out Eric’s... uh... size. NC-17 for the orgy

Men In Short Skirts - An experiment in humour, accent!porn and slang!smut, and the throwing together of two men who had absolutely never worked together at the time of writing, but have since made a movie together, so this may not be the last of Urban/Bana you see from me. It is the story of one ridiculously porny afternoon at a photographer’s studio, in four parts:
Macho In A Skirt, Bloody Great Wings, Shag a Bloke and Wings of a Love God

Weird Crossovers

Cupids No, it’s not technically actorslash, but it doesn’t exactly belong to any particular fandom, so it’s parked here until I get a proper crossover section happening.

For fun and variety, and maybe a little bit of randomness, pick a quote from the Quote Index
- there’s no telling where it will lead!

If you’re interested in a particular kink, the Guide to the Kink may help you satisfy your urges.

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Please remember to slash responsively!